The name of this paddle says it all! This fantastic oversized pine paddle is sturdy and delivers a serious smack! Major Pain is camo painted, and can come with or without the Army emblems; more military emblems coming soon! Recommended for experienced players or collectors. The rounded edges minimize trauma and measures 23.5" x 5.5" x 3/4". A SPECIAL OFFER: Buy the Major Pain and Major Brat panties for one low price! We're sorry but the Major Brat panties in size Small is out of stock at this time, please check back in May 2011.